passport issue

late for bus..check in late..
when for brunch..
lady called..'ah moi, ready to go orledi, you guy done?'
both of us rushed to toilet...
went in the same time,
came out almost the same time..
there i found my ....
jac, eeerr...jac shit...i think i
no no...no...
yes...i left my passport at home...
sign~~